“What in tarnation!?”
If Tabs could talk — what am I saying, of course Tabs can talk. He just chooses not to. But if he did speak up more often, he would have had plenty to say about his walk today.
There was a ton of racket out there! — and Tabs thought it was very off-putting.
You know cats. They aren’t big fans of loud noises.
All Tabs wanted was to take his mind off his new comic book for a while and maybe chase a lizard, but between the neighborhood dogs howling at a distant siren and the neighbor building something with power tools, it was too noisy to relax.
Poor cat… Oh, well. He hopes you enjoyed the latest issue of The Husky Tabby.
Who is Tabs the Cat? About five years ago I befriended a stray, flea-bitten tabby cat with a bad case of worms. I could see he’d fallen on hard times, but his profound knowledge of high fashion and department store cosmetics led me to believe that he was more than meets the eye. We became fast friends, and now he’s actually my boss (and a successful kitty model).
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,
P.S. Listed in the Guinness Book of Cat Records as the World’s First Plus-Size Kitty Supermodel, Tabs the Cat honed his craft on the runways of New York, Paris and Milan. You can view his extensive body (of work) here, Sundays With Tabs, the Archives: From Anastasia to Zoya.