SUNDAY, NOV. 25, 2012 — Today outside
My taller assistant accompanied me on my tour of the grounds this afternoon. I believe the girl refers to him as “El Hub.”
Nice enough fellow, I suppose. Not very talkative though. Our whole time outside, I think he only said two words to me: “Come here,” which he barked repeatedly (how rude!).
I’ve heard the phrase before, but I’m not sure what it means. I assume it’s some sort of compliment…
The tour was uneventful. No cat intruders or dog sightings, and I didn’t see any of those gigantic flightless birds that always yell, “gobble, gobble!” Odd, because I saw quite a few of them before Thursday of last week…
I got hungry while we were patrolling the periphery of the estate, but I didn’t want to break for lunch, so I just had a salad of grass saplings along the way.
This year’s crop has been exquisite; I can’t remember the last year they were this crisp and sweet.
I looked for that tiny tabby who lives on one of the neighboring estates but didn’t see her. I wanted to ask her if she has a kitty modeling agent, because she has great bone structure.
Oh, well. Next time… That reminds me, I should bring some business cards on my walks.
When I got back to the office, I made a few calls and updated my portfolio with pictures from my latest modeling jobs.
Would you care to take a look?
Silly me. Of course you would.
Who is Tabs the Cat? About five years ago I befriended a stray, flea-bitten tabby cat with a bad case of worms. I could see he’d fallen on hard times, but his profound knowledge of high fashion and department store cosmetics led me to believe that he was more than meets the eye. We became fast friends, and now he’s actually my boss (and a successful kitty model).
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addicts,
Karen and Tabs
P.S. Like Tabs’ husky midsection, the blog’s archives are bursting at the seams…with kitty modeling pictures. Yes, there’s a lot more tabby to love in the Makeup and Beauty Blog archives.