What I want to know is, can a cat get a driver’s license? Because mine needs one. I’m tired of always having to drop whatever I’m doing to shuttle Tabs around.
When I took this job, I thought, “Gee, Tabs is a successful kitty model. This will look good on my resume.” But I was never told I’d have to work weekends. Don’t get me wrong — I enjoy being his assistant, but the hours suck. I was so looking forward to doing a little shopping at the mall this afternoon, but then I got this text from Tabs (who happened to be in the other room):
“Take me to Petco. I’ll be ready in 5.”
And I can’t just say “No” either. I need this job.
Anywho, before I take his majesty shopping, here are the most recent pics from his kitty modeling portfolio. It was a busy week!
Who is Tabs the Cat? About three years ago I befriended a stray, flea-bitten tabby cat with a bad case of worms. I could see he’d fallen on hard times, but his profound knowledge of high fashion and department store cosmetics led me to believe that he was more than meets the eye. We became fast friends, and now he’s actually my boss (and a successful kitty model).
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,