Even Tabs has bad hair days
Poor Tabs had a pretty bootsy week. It rained a lot here, so he never got to go outside except to go to his Bikram yoga class. And now he’s moping around the house and tearin’ sh*t up.
This is sort of random, but did I ever tell you about the time he opened for Whitesnake? Yeah, Bieber canceled on them, which really put them in a bind, and since Tabs happened to be in town that weekend, he rushed down to the Filmore in San Francisco for the show. Yup, it was all very exciting and marked a major milestone in his entertainment career.
He even got to sing one of his favorite songs. Of course, he made some minor changes to the lyrics.
“Here Tabs Goes Again”, The Whitesnake Remix
He’s just another cat in need of rescue,
Waitin’ on love’s sweet charity
An he’s gonna hold on
For the rest of his days,
‘Cos he knows what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams
An’ here Tabs goes again on his own
Goin’ down the only road Tabs’ ever known
Like a drifter Tabs was born to walk alone
An’ he’s made up his mind
He ain’t wasting no more time…
Who is Tabs the Cat? About three years ago I befriended a stray, flea-bitten tabby cat with a bad case of worms. I could see he’d fallen on hard times, but his profound knowledge of high fashion and department store cosmetics led me to believe that he was more than meets the eye. We became fast friends, and now he’s actually my boss (and a successful kitty model).
Here are some other things you may not know about Tabs. He…
Started a stitch ‘n’ bitch group with the neighborhood cats
Made it to the final four in season 7 of Top Chef
Loves the look of a black liner along the waterline
Is currently obsessed with Kate Spade’s spring shoes
Has repeatedly denied any involvement in “The Christmas Tree Incident”
Is in the process of developing his own line of accessories
Teaches breakdancing to elementary school children on the weekends
Hates modeling with others
Has been clinically diagnosed as a narcissist
Man, I just love that song… “An’ here Tabs goes again on his own, goin’ down the only road Tabs’ ever known!”
Have yourself a great night, young lady. See you soon.
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,