I’m so furious right now — FURIOUS!
What’s that old saying? Something like, if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself? Well, I told my good-for-nothing assistant WEEKS ago that for Halloween this year I wanted to dress up as Lady Gaga.
I was thinking either a bubble dress or big Coke can curls like in the Telephone video, and I told my assistant to “get on it” last month.
Per usual, she waited till the last minute, and now I’m stuck with this stupid yellow submarine.
She actually said, “I found the perfect costume for you!” Really?
I mean, how hard is it to find a Lady Gaga costume for a cat? It’s called the Internet, woman!
And you know I’m pretty sure this thing was made for a dog. Yup, just keeps gettin’ better.
Now I have to model with this ridiculous pumpkin next to me, which I can’t even eat.
I can’t work under these conditions…
Happy frickin’ Halloween.
P.S. Are you watching The Walking Dead tonight? I’m watching it now. Imagine waking up to find out that basically all of feline-kind has been wiped out. Yeah, no thanks!
I’ve been watching a lot of apocalyptic stuff lately, and I’m getting kinda freaked out.