As usual, Tabs showed up at the crack of dawn this morning, crying to be let in. I think he looks forward to Sundays because they’re the one day a week I like to sleep late, which means he can use the computer to check his eBay auctions and email his girlfriend in prison.
I contacted your attorney about the appeal, and things are looking up. Did you get the bag of Friskies I sent you?
All my love,
He watches too much TV…