Ode to Turkey
Oh, turkey, you tantalizing temptress of tenderness. Your tender vittles, voluptuous curves and fluffy tail feathers tickle my tabby whiskers and haunt my dreams.
You big, beautiful bird with your bountiful, buttery bosom, I long for your embrace…
Oh, turkey, let me worship your divine derrière. Come, my delicious darling, and let us frolic through fields of catnip.
Let me bathe you in gravy, you fabulous flightless bird.
– Tabs the Cat
LindaLibraLoca says
Tabs is such a poet! Especially when it comes to food, I guess.
Karen says
Haha! Food makes me feel poetic, too, so I can’t blame him. Have a great week!
Isabella says
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recovering from eating and shopping
Karen says
Happy Monday, Isabella!
Jane says
That gave me a giggle, I can just imagine Tabs salivating and smacking his chops!
Annemarie Harrison says
Tabs, watch those Wild Turkeys, they are NASTY!
Kim says
Alliteration with Tabs – this could be a new feature! 🙂
Karen says
Haha! His latest literary venture. 🙂
Nina says
Oh lawd how darling is Tabs ????