Dear fans, friends and felines,
It’s with a happy heart and a full tum that I say, “success!” I just finished hosting my very first Thanksgiving, and it went extremely well.
Due to scheduling conflicts later this month, my guests and I celebrated today. A couple of the major shareholders of Tabs the Cat Industries LLC attended, as well as my assistant Karen. Overall, it was an intimate gathering. Lots of food, friends and fabulousness.
Contrary to the predictions of many gossip blogs, there was no champagne throwing or b*tch-slapping. Just a cozy, comfy meal.
I prepared my guests’ favorite foods, including freshly harvested organic carrots for Floppy, my closest bunny confidant; a pumpkin pie made from scratch for my assistant Karen; and Purina Pro Plan wet food and crunchies for myself and Marmalade, the other feline in attendance.
I was the most gracious host and engaged my guests in a number of interesting topics. I chatted with Karen about makeup, and with Floppy and Marmalade about the current state of the business.
But it wasn’t all just work talk. We also discussed our families, our personal projects and what we’re most thankful for this year.
Floppy said that he was thankful for his new hutch, a deluxe abode surrounded by green grass and snapdragons high up in the Novato hills.
Marmalade gave thanks for our truce, because after years of professional rivalry, we are now close friends — so close, in fact, that he even allows me to eat off his plate.
My charming assistant Karen gave me a big hug and said, “I’m thankful for you, Tabs, and your weird kitty massages.”
I assumed she was referring to how I make biscuits in her hair every morning at 6:20, on the dot.
When it was my turn, I got a little emotional… Of course I’m thankful for good gravy and for having a roof over my head, but I could never have gotten here without my assistant. She caters to my every need and can look past the fame to love me for me.
Last, but not least, I’m thankful for my fans in the MBB family. I love you from the bottom of my gravy-filled tum.
Your feline friend always,
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