Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 278

Published in: Just For Fun, Tabs

Tabs the Cat for the Illamasqua Arctic Aurora Palette

Dear Diary:



The state of the outside time in this company has gone way downhill lately. I haven’t been outside in two whole days, and I intend to file a complaint.

The shareholders must be made aware of this egregious injustice and corporate malfeasance. At the end of the day, it’s the company’s most serious pain point, and it demands a holistic, proactive paradigm shift to bring our synergies back into alignment.

It’s like I always say, we have to think outside the litter box to leverage our mission critical organic growth to streamline our strategery with some clear goals moving forward.

According to my assistant, it has been “drizzling” outside, and the ground has been wet. Well, let’s diversify, or something, and push the envelope! It would be a win-win situation for everyone.

Mrow! Do I have to do everything around here?

Anyway, while I type up my complaint, you may peruse the new kitty modeling pics in my portfolio. I hope they meet with your approval.

Toodles,

Tabs

Who is Tabs the Cat? About six years ago I befriended a stray, flea-bitten tabby cat with a bad case of worms. I could see he’d fallen on hard times, but his profound knowledge of high fashion and department store cosmetics led me to believe that he was more than meets the eye. We became fast friends, and now he’s actually my boss (and a successful kitty model). :)

Tabs the Cat for Benefit Hoola Bronzer for Cats

Tabs the Cat for NARS Brawny Blush

Tabs the Cat for the Maybelline Forty Winks Palette

Tabs the Cat for Lush Echinacea Dry Shampoo for Cats

P.S. I would be remiss in my duties as CFO (Chief Feline Officer) of Tab the Cat Industries, LLC, if I failed to inform you of these two ongoing giveaways. :)
-Tabs

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  1. hanna says:

    I love all of these.
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  2. Anna C says:

    I would buy ALL these products <3

  3. Tabs, you are making me want that Illamasqua quad.
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  4. Erin says:

    ***NOTHING*** beats Tabs in a hula skirt! Love it! Love him!

  5. musical says:

    Ha ha! “Thinking outside the litter-box”-best.lines.evah.

    Tabs, can you please write a Tabby Wisdom 101 or something? Also, you look so dashing in hula skirt and in the Illamasqua pics!!

  6. Sylirael says:

    *LOVE* the Hoola/Hula Tabs! So cute – made my boring afternoon a bit easier to endure!

    :-D
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  7. Ruchita says:

    Dear Tabs,

    I fiercly support you in your mission to require assistants to provide adequate outdoor time. My employee only lets me out once I loudly complain and paw at the door. I can’t believe I have to stoop to such levels to aquire a basic need such as fresh air.

    If I decide I want to come right back in because it’s cold, and
    then change my mind my mind a few minutes later and want to go back out – well, I’m allowed to because I’m the boss. It’s so hard to find good help these days. Good luck with your petition.

    Peace, love and stripes,
    Mingus

  8. Kim says:

    These are great, but the Illamasqua is a show stopper! :)

    PS I actually work with someone who uses sports metaphors and phrases like “push the envelope” in every.single.sentence, so Tabs’ complaint made me laugh.

  9. Colleen says:

    I need a cat nap noise generator. Actually, I’ll take all of it. Tabs could talk me into anything.

  10. Kristanna says:

    These are my fave posts with Tabs.. purrfect!

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