Good morning, young lady (and you too, young man). It’s Christmas! Rise and shine. Tabs will be down in a minute; he’s just freshening up. In the meantime, can I get you a cup of coffee? Or perhaps a chai latte?
How did you sleep? Good, I hope.
Oh, here comes Tabs! Hi, Tabs. How did you sleep?
Yeah, me too. In fact, I feel super powerful today! It must be that Christmas spirit.
Oh, that’s a great idea. I’ll tell them right now.
Tabs would like me to tell you how much we love you. We wish you and yours a very merry Christmas, and a totally @ss-kicking, awesome new year. No matter where you are or what you’re doing, I hope you have a wonderful day.
Seriously, I wish everyone in the world could have a wonderful day today… It should just be a rule.
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addicts,
Karen and Tabs