I love El Hub to bits, but “Great Caesar’s ghost!” — I wish I could get that man to trim his toenails.
It drives me absolutely freakin’ crazy! They’re like Wolverine’s claws, and sometimes in bed when our feet cross paths, he’ll actually scratch my legs!
On the one hand/claw, they’ve come in handy for certain things like April Fool’s pranks, but I can’t take it anymore. They’re one of the banes of my existence. I have no idea why this man, who is generally clean for a straight guy who doesn’t really care about grooming, has toenails this long. He says he just forgets to cut them, but how can that be? — because the moment I notice that my toenails have gotten even the slightest bit long, they start to bother me.
So this is my longwinded way of saying that I wish El Hub would just cut his damn toenails already.
How about you? Does your significant other have any grooming habits you wish you could change?
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,
P.S. TGIF! ?