“Please, nice lady,” said the terrified cup of coffee. “Please don’t drink me.”
“Why not!?” barked the groggy, bleary-eyed beauty blogger as she ambled toward the carton of almond milk on the counter. “You’re mine! And I need you!”
“But…” pleaded the cup, “if you drink me, I’ll disappear, and I don’t want to disappear.”
The beauty blogger’s left eye twitched uncontrollably, and her hands were twisted into claws. “Bah! I don’t care! I’m not awake yet and I need my coffee!” Clumsily, she dumped the milk-like liquid into the cup, filling it close to the brim.
“Grgglrgl!” the cup cried. “I can’t swim!”
“Oh, shut-up!” the blogger screamed. “Just shut-up already!”
OK, that was dumb.
LOL! But I am really that tired right now, and I have no sympathy whatsoever for the coffee I am about to consume, bwahahahahahaaa!
Hi, babe. How’s it going this morning? What did you do last night?
I made pasta for din-din and watched some PBS specials on Netflix, one about Chatsworth, which is the palatial house where Downtown Abbey takes place, and the second one was about Selfridges, the department store in London (founded by an American, who knew?). And then I watched the first half of Titanic again (because we all know what happens in the second half).
Sometimes TV is the world’s greatest cure for a frazzled mind, ya know? There are times when I literally need for my brain to be turned into mush.
In other news, I’m counting down the seconds till tomorrow because I’m heading into the city to meet my two girlfriends for the day, and I haven’t seen them in a while.
So that’ll be fun.
I hope you have a great weekend lined up. I’ll be around, as usual, so I’ll talk to you soon.
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