PATROL REPORT BY: Private First Class Karen
I. INTRODUCTION AND SUMMARY
Purr the daily mandate as issued by senior leadership, Lieutenant Tabs and I conducted a patrol of the Novato sector this morning at 0600 hours.
We observed minor intruder activity at approximately 0615 hours when a human male was spotted on patrol with some type of miniature canine. Lieutenant Tabs ordered us to fall back to base, at which point we proceeded to investigate reports of a feline trespasser at the rear perimeter, but no trespasser was observed.
After completing our patrol, Lieutenant Tabs engaged in behavior that can only be described as “strange” when he proceeded to roll around in a pile of dry leaves.
Shortly after this, we had a green salad for lunch and returned to HQ.
No other anomalies were observed.
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,