OMG! Kittens is the new Kitty Glitter.
So the first thing I did when I got to the casino tonight was look for an old friend of mine called Kitty Glitter, a penny slot machine with, like, kittens and fireworks and white ragdolls wearing tiaras.
It’s the pinnacle of cat lady casino game dreams.
But they didn’t have it.
What they did have was a game I’d never seen before called OMG! Kittens. And I played it. And I loved it (I won five whole dollars…but then I lost it all).
It features, among other cats, gray tabby babies, which remind me of a certain iron-fisted employer…
While you’re playing, the top screen shows videos of kittens chasing balls, stalking fish — and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. There are also kittens in baskets, kittens rolling around in grass, sad-eyed kittens, kittens posing for portraits, and much, much more. It’s as if someone went into the mind of a cat lady and designed a casino game just for them.
It literally makes you say, “OMG! Kittens!”