Hello, this is your captain speaking. Thank you for flying with us today on MBB Air. Please remain seated during takeoff, make sure your seat back and tray table are in the upright positions, buckle your safety belt, and keep your makeup handy.
Our destination on this beauty joyride? — Benefit holiday 2012!
Here on MBB Air, as we fly the glossy skies to Beauty Valueville, enjoy our first-class treatment with a touch-up before touch down with one of Benefit’s three new affordable limited edition kits and sets.
When we reach our cruising altitude, feel free to spritz, swipe, pat and blend your way about the cabin with the High Flyin’ Glosses kit ($26), and the She’s So Jetset ($36) and Crescent Row Limited Edition ($36) sets.
The She’s So…Jetset! Set ($36)
Travel to neutral territory (as in neutral colors) with this nine-piece set for eyes, cheeks and lips. The brightly colored orange, pink and yellow box (so cute!) houses a mini POREfessional primer, four powder eyeshadows, a First-Class Face Powder, a miniature Life on the A List lipgloss, a tiny tube of They’re Real Mascara, a dual-ended applicator and a small cheek brush.
The High Flyin’ Glosses Kit ($26)
Why fly high with the six miniature Benefit blush-inspired lipglosses that come in this kit? Answer: ’cause you never know when you’ll be seated next to a handsome stranger. Gloss your lips with sheer coral Coralista, dusty rose Dallas, bright watermelon Bella Bamba, shimmering nude Hoola, pinky nude Sugarbomb or soft pearly pink Dandelion, and get ready for sparks to fly!
The Cresent Row Limited Edition Set ($36)
Lift your spirits with the four scents that come in this kit of small eau de toilettes. Choose from Benefit fragrance faves including Laugh With Me LeeLee (a woody floral), My Place or Yours Gina (a woody oriental), Ring My Bella (a fruity floral) and See & Be Seen Sasha (a captivating floral).
This is probably TMI (so what else is new?)…
…but I’m PMS-ing like crazy right now. I haven’t cried (yet), but I’m bloated, my boobs hurt, and I’m eating everything in sight.
You know when your boobs are so sore and sensitive that even just lying down or sitting up hurts? Yup, that’s me. I’m wearing two sports bras because it’s that painful.
And, of course, Tabs is upset because his usual snuggling spot (my chest) is currently off limits. He’s swiping at my ankles as I type…
[SIGH!] I could really do with a bag of Peanut M&M’s and a bucket of fries right now. And a medium veggie pizza.
And while I’m at it, I should probably look for a new internal filter because I’ve apparently lost mine, LOL!
I hope your day’s gone well.
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,