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Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 352

Published in: Just For Fun, Tabs


Upgrade your summer fun with a-meow-zing clothes and accessories that speak to your cat lady soul. Here are some primo cat-themed contenders hand-picked by moi and approved by Tabs. :)

Know an Eccentric or Two Swimsuit Top ($49.99) and Bottom ($39.99)


Because you’ve always dreamed of wearing a two-piece swimsuit with kittens and cupcakes floating in space. Top and bottom available now at

Velvet Sphynx Here Kitty Kitty Top ($90) and Bottom ($90)

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Kitty eyes are watching mew! Top and bottom available now at

Velvet Sphynx On the Prowl Top ($60) and Bottom ($58)

velvet sphynx on the prowl

For discerning cat ladies who prowl at the pool. Top and bottom available now at
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Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 351

Published in: Just For Fun, Tabs


Serving up uncomfortable decisions since 2007!

We haven’t done a YOU MUST CHOOSE post in…I can’t even remember when the last one was. Tabs feels that we should rectify that ish with a special Tabs Edition. :)

Sooo…what is YOU MUST CHOOSE?

It’s just a game I used to play at work with my BFF Naaman when we got really bored. You present two really messed-up scenarios and make your friend choose between the two, mwahahahahaha!

Choices like…

Would you rather have an unlimited gravy supply or unlimited outside time?

Would you rather be feared or loved?


Would you rather be an awesome mouser or an amazing birder?


Would you rather hang out with Garfield, or hang out with Morris?

Would you rather be blessed with a luxurious, fluffy tum or a luxurious fluffy tail?

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Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 350

Published in: Just For Fun, Tabs

Dear Tabby

Dear Tabby is written by Tabs the cat, widely considered “the world’s first plus-size kitty supermodel.” Founded in mid 2012, it has quickly become the most popular cat advice column on earth — known for its fresh, feline perspective on lifestyle, fashion and style issues affecting cats and humans.

Overworked orange tabby needs a break


Dear Tabby,

The last time I went on a trip, it was not at all what I expected. I thought I’d booked a 10-day cruise to Hawaii, but instead I ended up at the vet.

I trusted my assistant to make the arrangements, but she clearly failed. I desperately need a vacation, but I can’t afford to have anything like that happen again.

Tabby, can you recommend any travel websites or cat-friendly tours? I’d really like to see the Great Wall.

-Hankering for a Holiday

Cat swimming

Always pack extra gravy

DEAR HANKERING: I hear that Costco has some good deals, but I think my assistant usually uses Expedia.

You might want to start by taking a shorter overnight trip — something easy to arrange. You wouldn’t even need your assistant’s help to arrange something like that. You could pack an overnight bag with essentials (if you’re looking for some delicious travel-friendly cat treats, I highly recommend these), and spend the night out.

It may not be as glamorous as Madrid or China, but it might help you unwind and clear your head.

A cat wonders if the time is right to make a major career move


Dear Tabby,

I live in a very small town in Minnesota (Stillwater born and bred!), where I work as the town’s only suitcase model.

I love Minnesota, but I’m starting to feel like I can’t go any further here in my career. My dream is to model someday for Chanel and Louis Vuitton, but I’m afraid I’ll never reach that level of feline suitcase modeling unless I move. What should I do?

-Longing for L.V.



DEAR LONGING: I admire your ambition and drive, because that’s what it takes to reach the pinnacle in this business. If you want it bad enough, it’s worth the sacrifice.

My first question for you is this: are you sure you’ve learned everything you can in Stillwater? If so, then I say go for it! Next stop: New York, Milan or Paris.

Best of luck in your future endeavors. Work hard, and keep me posted.
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Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 349

Published in: Just For Fun, Tabs


Dear Diary,

With my birthday coming up (I turn 10-ish on Tuesday!), I’ve been feeling particularly generous, and to share the love, I decided to grant both of my assistants a few days off for good behavior.

My motives weren’t entirely selfless, however. Truth is, I could really use some time to myself.

I know that my public persona is one of a jet-setting tabby who goes from party to party, hanging out with Bono one night and RyGos the next, but let’s be real. That’s totally true, but sometimes I just want to chill, and you know what they say — a cat’s home is his castle.


So I sent my people to NOLA while I celebrate turning 10 here, but I won’t be flying completely solo. After all, no cat is an island. My favorite petsitter will also be here to dote on me, and one of his responsibilities will be working the remotes so that I can catch up on Game of Thrones.


When I’m not napping, of course.
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Tabs on His Deck

Published in: Daily Beauty, Tabs


Tabs loves his deck garden so much. It’s really coming along now. The tomatoes have already started to sprout tiny little green tomatoes, the cat grass has grown tall, and the catnip growing inside the Tabby Command Center is also doing well.

There are different varieties of tomato plants, some basil and red peppers, catnip, cat grass, parsley, cilantro, sunflowers, zucchini, gerbera daisies and zinnia… I’m sure I’m also forgetting something.

It’s quite a nice spread for a mostly indoor tabby, and he loves spending time out there.

He spends at least 30 minutes outside twice a day. First he inspects the garden, then he does a shift on guard duty in the Tabby Command Center.

Some of his favorite things to do out on the deck are…

1. Climb all over the command center and stand awkwardly on the wooden platforms


2. Clean


3. Scratch, sniff and claw at things


4. Lounge around on the deck

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