Category: Tabs

Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 384

Published in: Just For Fun, Tabs

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Dear Diary,

As I sit here polishing my 2007 Super Bowl championship ring, I can’t help but feel a little bit nostalgic… As you know, I used to play professional ball for the Mill Valley Wildcats, and sometimes it surprises me that people don’t realize this. Yeah, my career, although it was short, taught me so much and prepared me for this life of fame and luxury.

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Football taught me discipline, toughness, and it taught me how to basically stand up and be fierce. And if you can handle the pressure of the Super Bowl, basically, you can handle anything, even Karl Lagerfeld on a bad day.

So I’m walking down memory lane today. I mean, without that opportunity, without playing tight end for the Wildcats, I don’t know what would have become of me. I was just a cat on the mean streets of Mill Valley when that scout discovered me and said that I had the right physique and temperament to be a star in the NFL.

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Unfortunately, my football career ended suddenly with a tail injury, but it gave me the confidence to transition over to kitty modeling. The rest is history.

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Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 383

Published in: Just For Fun, Tabs

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Dear Diary,

I wanted to start this Sunday entry with some thoughtful, uplifting words…

But I’m crabby! — like, really crabby, and if I can’t tell you, Diary, who else is there? No one else knows me like you do.

Basically, I’m accustomed to having unprecedented, around-the-clock access to my primary pet assistant, in that she usually lets me climb all over her, put my butt in her face, and drape myself all over her forearms while she’s typing, but such has not been the case lately.

Like, yesterday, all I wanted to do was perch myself on top of her shoulder while she typed at the company keyboard, but she left the office early.

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Can you believe it? Not working on a Saturday?? The nerve of some cats and people… She smiled at me and breezily walked out the front door saying, “I have a baby shower today! See you later, Tabs!”

Yeah, I have no idea what that was about…

All I know is that I’ve been in dire need of lurvies and purring action, and if I don’t get some soon, I will be kicking kitty litter out of the litter box.

That reminds me — Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, and I still have to find a date. I do have several prospects lined up, like Chiffon. She’s the lovely long-haired Persian I met at the vet last week, but it really depends on her schedule. She said that she might have to wash her fur that night or get some dental work done.
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Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 382

Published in: Just For Fun, Tabs

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Dear Diary,

I’m baaack! Guess who returned from the islands feeling refreshed and renewed? This cat right here.

I’m still going through some vacation withdrawals, so bear with me if I occassionally lapse into a Hawaiian chant or get up to do the hula.

Actually, I’m more of a Tahitian dancer myself… I’m all about the hips.

I had grand plans to spend last Friday recovering from my vacation, haha, but alas, I was thwarted. My two assistants (damn them) conspired against me.

OK, I’m being dramatic. (What? Me, dramatic?) It was time for my annual checkup and, purr usual, it was a whole Jason Bourne-caliber situation to get me there because my two assistants know that as much as I love taking care of this body, I hate taking it to the vet. So, they deceived me under the guise of “going to Nordstrom.” I happily entered my cat carrier thinking that I was going to be able to pick up some Burberry or Prada, but then we pulled up to the Mill Valley Cat Clinic instead…

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Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 381

Published in: Just For Fun, Tabs

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Dear Diary,

Pack your swim trunks, rash guard and your puka shells because we’re heading to Hawaii! YES!!!

Sometimes I affectionately refer to Hawaii as “the motherland” because my male assistant is from there, and because I go there so much. I might as well be part Hawaiian!

This one is mostly a work trip — like, I have to check on several possible beach shoot venues for my upcoming kitty swimsuit calendar, and I also want to stop by and visit the kitty models that I manage on Kauai. They’re part of the Hawaii branch of my modeling agency, which I’m very proud of, and the team there has made some big strides over the past few years.

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But I’ll also be going for play, so of course I have to meet up with some of my surf buddies, like Kelly Slater (not to drop names or anything) — you know, to do some surfing and hanging out, just enjoying the islands.
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Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 380

Published in: Just For Fun, Tabs

Chanel Le Vernis Nail Colours from the left in Phenix, Holiday, Mimosa, Jade, Riva, Vendetta and Taboo

Chanel Le Vernis Nail Colours from the left in Phenix, Holiday, Mimosa, Jade, Riva, Vendetta and Taboo

Tabs, ever the optimist, never lets rainy days get him down. He always looks for rainbows, and if he can’t find one, he makes his own. rainbow-flag-16x16

In this case, it was a Chanel rainbow for a short Sunday photography project with his favorite photographer, a.k.a yours truly. :)

Chanel Le Vernis Nail Colours from the left in Phenix, Holiday, Mimosa, Jade, Riva, Vendetta and Taboo

Chanel Le Vernis Nail Colours from the left in Phenix, Holiday, Mimosa, Jade, Riva, Vendetta and Taboo

Chanel Le Vernis Nail Colour in 687 Phenix from the Chanel Holiday 2014 Collection

Chanel Le Vernis Nail Colour in 687 Phenix from the Chanel Holiday 2014 Collection


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