- all things; all the things of a group or class.
“he taught me errrthing I know”
synonyms: each item, each thing, errr single thing, the lot, the whole lot
- the current situation; life in general.
You know how it goes.
Here are five of my current favorite errrthing products right now.
1. Kerastase Spray À Porter ($36 for a 150ml bottle)
This week, in a shock to everyone (including myself), I’ve actually had the motivation to, ya know, do something with my hair other than throw it into a bun and fugghetaboutit. So, out came the Kerastase Spray À Porter.
I hadn’t used it in a while and didn’t realize how low I was until I was halfway through styling my mop yesterday and heard the nozzle go pffffft.
WHAT WAS THAT!?
Good thing Karen from the past was forward-thinking enough to realize that current timeline Karen would get into this situation, and therefore stored a backup bottle in the hair products drawer.
Yeah, this stuff is the ISH. I know I’ve probably been gushing about it for a year, but it’s basically a styling spray that does a little bit of everything, and it does it all so well that you might not even need/want anything else.
It texturizes, volumizes, gives light hold (not too crunchy), enhances waves and lifts roots. You can even use it as a dry shampoo to absorb oil in a pinch.
I don’t even know why I keep trying other hair products with Kerastase Spray À Porter around.
Oh, wait! — I do know. It’s called short-term beauty memory, haha!
2. Cuisinart Smart Stick 2-Speed Hand Blender ($59.95)
GURL, you know my cooking usually falls somewhere in the spectrum between “questionably edible” and “downright gross,” but I’ve been trying to be better lately and cut down on processed foods, and eat more of the bountiful fruit of the loins of the earth…
My mom got me this Cuisinart Hand Blender for Christmas last year, and I kid you not, I use it almost every freaking day.
I use it to make smoothies, beat eggs, purée soup, do my hair…
NO! Not that last one.
I also have a regular blender, but I don’t like lugging it out, and then having to clean it up and put it away again.
I know, First World Kitchen Problems.
This hand blender, though, is so easy to store and clean, and it just works. I used it to make this Pink Power Detox Smoothie this morning, by the way, and it was BOMB.
I would’ve taken a picture of it but, as usual, I inhaled it too quickly, haha! (the smoothie, not the blender)