In an ominous dream I had the other night, Olympic Skater Johnny Weir warned me that I was making a big mistake…
In the dream he told me two things — 1) that I didn’t have enough sequins in my wardrobe and 2) that I wasn’t wearing bronzer often enough.
I had to agree with him about the bling…
By nature, I love to sparkle. So I’m totally on board with that.
But about Johnny’s second bit of advice, I hrrumphed!
“Duuuuude,” I screamed from my dream seat next to the rink, “I wear bronzer a lot. Like all the time!”
He landed a triple axle and yelled from across the ice, “Don’t lie. I saw you at Kate Spade yesterday, and you looked tow’ up. What you need is a good golden tan bronzer. The warm, healthy glow could do you some good.”
Then he skated up to me, pulled the white scrunchie I was wearing from my hair (I never figured out why), and skated off until he disappeared into a hot pink fog…
(Yeah, I really have to stop eating those rice crispy treats before bed.)
This was one of those dreams I initially forgot about but remembered later in the day.
It was Saturday, warm and sunny outside, but I was feeling pretty crummy about being stuck indoors doing my taxes. At the time I was wearing my rattiest pajamas with a scrunchie in my hair (yes, it was white) and didn’t have on a lick of makeup.
I’d just glanced over at my pan of Physicians Formula Sexy Booster Sexy Glow Bronzer sitting on my desk when the dream occurred to me and I blurted, “Johnny Weir!”
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