Whenever I like something a lot, I give it a nickname (El Hub, T-Money, RyGos — you know what I do).
So, I have a nickname for this blush by theBalm…
I call it Frat Boy Slim.
Get it? Frat Boy Slim?
Yeah, OK, I really need to get that “too easily amused” issue taken care of one of these days.
I adore this warm peachy pink matte powder blush to pieces. It blends out perfectly, and it lends that healthy, just-pinched look to my cheeks.
Think NARS Orgasm, but without the golden shimmer.
Oh, and bonus! — on the inside of the pan, it has the phrase, “Beaucoup d’hommes mais si peu de temps…” which I believe means something like, “So many men, so little time…”
Now, why didn’t they teach us cheeky phrases like that in high school French?!
Frat Boy ($21) is available now at theBalm counters and online.